Archive for July, 2011

Rosario Dawson’s heavenly cleavage pics

Rosario Dawson

Having cravings for one chocolate tit? How about two? You people are in for a treat, because some lucky paparazzo found the perfect spot to take pictures of Rosario Dawson’s caramel boobies in an angle that needs to be done for all stolen pictures of chicks! Amirite?!

Rosario Dawson

Seriously, seeing Rosario Dawson’s mammaries from atop just completed my day. This is the reason God made tits! Celebrities should walk around bent low so guys won’t have to crane and break their necks looking for the sweet spot in their dresses. Rosario Dawson was even pleasant about getting perved up by the peeping tom who got lucky and gave us pictures of her huge cleavage. Bitch probably got tittyfucked previously and was left in a pleasant mood.

And who wouldn’t tittyfuck her? Sometimes a chick’s boobs are too large to ignore during sex that not even a grope can satisfy. No, you have to stick your cock in between those plush puppies, hump her like mad and let your cum shoot on her open mouth! That’s how you make proper use of a huge pair of tits!

Rosario Dawson

Man, if these cleavage pictures of Rosario Dawson are already making me ramble on about pervy stuff, imagine what they’d do to you guys. I’m steering clear.

Hwang Mi Hee teases her pussy in a short skirt

Hwang Mi Hee

I’m missing out on a lot for not being at these car shows and witnessing cute, Asian chicks in their skimpy outfits. Hwang Mi Hee is definitely making me regret it (and also making me stiff in the penis region). Also, these Asians having some sort of school uniform fetish is getting to me hard (again around my cock parts). I just love seeing Hwang Mi Hee taking the spotlight to herself and nearly flashing us her pussy in that ridiculously short skirt. The outfit is probably made like that so Hwang Mi Hee can lure some horny Asian businessman in the backseat of one of those cars and get fucked in the ass without much trouble.

Hwang Mi Hee

And I bet once Hwang Mi Hee is in that car with a suit, she’ll stop being cute and charming and just pounce on the guy’s dick. But poor slut, getting her fill of hardcore sex from some Asian man’s tiny dick. This chick should definitely go here to get to where all the pervs with the big dicks are, and she’ll be immensely satisfied.

Hwang Mi Hee

But then, there’ll be no pictures of Hwang Mi Hee teasing her pussy to jack off to. She’ll be wasted hooking up at the ho stroll in LA getting penetrated by drunk idiots who don’t know how to properly appreciate Asian pussy. So yeah, she can stay where she is and just keep flashing us that pussy.

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Eliana Franco is a cockteasing stripper

Eliana Franco

What would a lonely babe like Eliana Franco do on a Friday night at home? She could take out the vibrator and rub her cunt until she orgasms. She could clean the house to loud pop music and take the vibrator after for a spin in her cunt. She could invite over a couple of girlfriends and ask them to bring their vibrators over. All of these sound like awesome plans, except Eliana Franco thought of something better: put up a webcam show of her wetting her shirt and stripping off! How’s that for generous?

Eliana Franco

Start taking notes ladies. Boredom should always be handled this way. The idea of fingering yourselves in the dark is a sexy thought, but yeah, it’ll remain an unknown fantasy forever. At least Eliana Franco gave us the pleasure of streaming her naughty sexual habits. Habits like randomly pouring a jug of water down your tits with your shirt on, then going nude and dancing? Yes please!

Eliana Franco

If servers didn’t crash the night Eliana Franco put on this strip video, then I’m calling the world hypocrites. You have to be a tard not to spot a hot slut willing to sell her pussy and pounce on it right away!

Patricia Navidad teases her sideboobs

Patricia Navidad

Why are all the hot moms in South America? We’ve been featuring a lot of these gorgeous Latina MILFs recently, but I think Patricia Navidad topped them all just now. This busty cougar from Argentina is making a living out of showing her huge mama tits for the camera and seducing young, defenseless guys like me, and so far, it’s working! I’d cross the border in reverse to fuck these sexy MILFs, only I’ve already spent my load jacking off to Patricia Navidad’s pictures alone.

Patricia Navidad

Just have a look at those sideboobs she’s teasing. Even at that age, MILFs like Patricia Navidad still know how to play coy. I know behind that piece of cloth is a pair of pointed titties needing my tongue licking them wet. And also underneath all that covering is a shaved, Latina pussy that’s also in desperate need of a little tongue wagging. I know so because I’ve seen the rest of Patricia Navidad’s naked pictures, and you’d better believe that she’s itchy down there alright.

Patricia Navidad

Even so, these sultry titty pictures of Patricia Navidad are enough for me to carry my fantasies off to a happy ending. No other MILF but a Latina MILF like her can do it to me quick and heavy.

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Emma Rigby is busty in latex

Emma Rigby

These English teens, they sure learn early, huh? I know Emma Rigby isn’t that naturally busty, but her sexy bikini pictures say otherwise. I don’t care if these chicks modify their tits by pumping it with shit or pushing it up with a bra, but as long as the end-product is a pair of bouncing, meaty chesticles, call me sold! Emma Rigby’s boobies are looking especially sexy and nearly bursting from inside her kinky latex bikini.

Emma Rigby

These pictures of Emma Rigby’s knockers are giving me hallucinations of fingering her cleavage and motorboating her until she begs for something more hardcore. A little titty fuck might make her moan, but I know what these sexy British chicks want: it’s a straight up fuck in the cunt! And Emma Rigby looks like she wants it in the pool! I’ll fuck her cunt until she squirts herself dry, then blow my load in between her sweet teen titties. I just hope I can keep myself from cumming long enough to do that.

Emma Rigby

I probably can’t though, because seeing Emma Rigby’s tempting melons in a bikini are making me too stiff with pleasure. You could try though.

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Jenna Bentley’s lesbian kiss keeps the weather warm

Jenna Bentley

Oh man, this is some sexy action right here. If I’d been the dude with the camera catching Jenna Bentley locking lips with a hot chick on the swing set, I probably would’ve dropped the camera altogether and just jacked off behind a tree. Thank god I wasn’t though, or you wouldn’t have seen these kinky lesbian pictures of Jenna Bentley.

Jenna Bentley

But seriously, that’s gotta be one hell of a hot scene to watch if I’d been around. Check Jenna Bentley out going in for a torrid tonguing with that chick on her lap. They couldn’t keep their hands off each other’s knockers! Then again, this could just be Jenna famewhoring again (and it is), but who the fuck cares! Two hot chicks making out! In public! That’s perfect masturbation material right there folks.

Jenna Bentley

This is the reason why Hollywood stays alive; it’s because of all the wild chicks running around creating scandals! I’m betting the only thing keeping these two babes from stripping off and scissoring on the sandbox is the weather. It would be awesome to see their perky, shivering titties though, while they humped and rubbed crotches on the swing. But seeing Jenna Bentley in some lesbian action with a chick is already enough for me to pull out the lube!

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Melyssa Ford is fond of exposing her body

When asked if she thought women were being used in a sexist manner by the media, Melyssa Ford gave a defeated affirmative. But that hasn’t stopped her from using her own sexy body for fame. She probably realized that she was too deep in her own self-exploitation to really care anymore. Which is the reason you’re seeing Melyssa Ford posing in her leopard-print bikini and not in pointless, gender-friendly bullshit!

I don’t know what this bronze hottie does to make her body look so perfect, but whatever it is, she should do it in front of me. I want to take Melyssa Ford’s bikini piece by piece (which shouldn’t take long) and risk blindness from exposing myself to her lush caramel tatas. Judging from the forced fabric of that sexy bikini top, Melyssa Ford’s got a real job unloading those bazookas of hers just to take a shower. But again, she should let me step in and do the work for her. And since she’s so into slithering, spitting snakes, I’ll let her hold my cock and spit cum on her face. Bitch obviously likes it.

But don’t let me keep my fantasies to myself. After all, Melyssa Ford’s already sold her body to the public, so have a go at her sexy naked pictures and start exploiting!

Rihanna is a selfshooting slut

There’s nothing better than looking back at an old celebrity sex scandal for a fresh meat-whacking session. So we’re dusting out Rihanna’s scandalous nude pictures back when she was still filling her pussy with Chris Brown’s sperm. Had the two stayed together, we would’ve seen more of Rihanna’s kinky selfshooting habits, but it sucks to say Chris Brown quit the bitch with a blow to her face. Er, for real. And just when Rihanna was warming up to the idea of flashing her pussy at the camera!

Nevertheless, we got the goods right before Rihanna snuffed a career in amateur porn. In her nude selfshooting photos, Rihanna gives decent angles of her pierced nipples, a sexily shaved pussy, and those million-dollar legs you just want to hump and soil with your cum whenever she steps on stage with them exposed. And if you’re a fan of sneaking backstage, Rihanna’s also got a shot of her tight chocolate ass, so you wouldn’t have to struggle fantasizing about drilling her from behind. Just picture yourself sticking your cock in that Barbadian bubble ass of hers.

Finally, Rihanna leaves a message on the mirror that says, “I love anal”… or something like that. That’s probably not it, but I’m just so ready to jack off seeing Rihanna’s naked selfshooting pictures that I can’t think straight anymore.

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Tyra Banks’ fierce pussy-spreading photos

Of any supermodels in Hollywood, Tyra Banks is probably the greatest sellout of the bunch. That’s what her critics might say, but I say she’s simply the most exposed. Just like how she’s exposing how vast her ebony pussy can go in Tyra Banks’ pussy-spreading pictures.

Sure you hate her talk show hosting skills and think she’s a hypocritical advocate of inner beauty and all that crap salad tossed in, but at least Tyra knows how to treat her male audiences right. So ladies, when you think you’ve said too much in front of a guy, just drop your panties and let your loose pussy lips flap and do the talking. Do it just like Tyra. After all, she’s become the young adult woman’s role model, right? And you should pattern yourselves after Tyra too in the business of having shaved, smooth pussies and a flair for flashing your cunts. Don’t forget to smile with your eyes, ladies!

But I’m happy just seeing Tyra Banks do her own thing and spread her pussy for the camera. When you’ve seen a top model finger her clit in front of you, nobody else can do it right anymore.

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Beyonce busts a boobslip

I always look forward to seeing Beyonce on stage. On stage, she lets her inner Sasha Fierce out doing things with her body she wouldn’t do on a sunny day. When she’s performing for a crowd, she goes all out, shaking her chocolate tits, pumping her ass off, and all these in tight, tiny outfits that are so quick to betray Beyonce with a little nipslip or upskirt. And that’s usually the case, as seen here in Beyonce’s wardrobe malfunction pictures.

I haven’t personally gone front row on any of Beyonce’s performances, which is sad. I want to see Beyonce’s jiggling tits shaking dangerously out of their dresses, until just the right moment when one of them pops into a full-blown boobslip. As you can see from Beyonce’s nipslip pictures, she was one just one more nipple away from holding the greatest concert in the world. Of course, her voluptuous figure, her strong caramel thighs, and her flipping sexy moves are well enough to make me sticky in the penis region.

There are two people to thank here; first is Beyonce’s wardrobe planner, for making her wear ridiculously short and tight ass dresses, and second, me, for giving you these hot nipslip pictures of Beyonce. Yeah, you’re welcome.