Whores of Hollywood

So when we were all satisfied busting our nuts over the Megan Foxes and Miranda Kerrs of the world, Demi Moore decides to shine a light on us by tweeting pictures of her tight and fine lady abs. How could anyone miss  Demi Moore? She’s got the body of a perfectly shaped fuck doll, the sex drive of an insatiable cougar, and a pussy that’s hungry for cock twenty years younger her age. I guess somebody as hot and divine as Demi Moore sometimes has to stoop low via Twitter to make sure her ass stays relevant… in 140 characters or less.

So while Ashton Kutcher is cheating on this hot piece of pussy (and what a fucking idiot he is), let’s all take a moment to redirect our cocks, aim at Demi Moore’s naked pictures, and pop the spunk on her tits, her shaved pussy, and her tight abs like froth from an uncorked champagne. Because something as awesome as seeing a hot chick nearly naked and practically begging for a fuck is worth celebrating for.

Let’s leave it to the British to crank out the sluts of reality television, huh? Now, before Atomic Kitten’s Liz McClarnon’s career took a nosedive by joining the reality show Love Island, she was a respected hot babe who had talent and something good going with her career. But after being branded a reality ’star’, any respect for her is out the window, replaced with the stereotype of being a no-career, hard-partying skank living her five minutes of fame.

It’s this pressure to stay afloat in the biz that made Liz McClarnon pose naked for the cameras and show her hot English kittens. Sure, everybody’s done a bit of titty showing here and there, but this being Liz McClarnon, there’s no doubt her naked pictures have the extra flavor to keep your masturbating habits in check.

Even in a bikini, Liz McClarnon is giving me all kinds of ideas when I find myself in bed with her. I’ll rip her two-piece off with my mouth and slowly lick my way from her erect nipples down to her hanging clit, which I’ll nibble until she squirts her atomic vagina juice in ecstasy. See how easy it is? Just feast on Liz McClarnon’s sexy bikini pictures and follow suit.

I’m torn between seeing Lindsay Lohan completely sobering up and just letting her be the hot mess she is. But after seeing Lindsay Lohan stepping out in a seethrough top the other day and providing fodder for my fapping habits, I’m leaning more to seeing the slut blow up her life, if it means seeing the hot freckles on her tits more often.

You can’t help but be sorry for the chick, who was once the next promising thing. Now, all she’s got are two fame hungry whores for parents sniffing out her coke trail, several checks in and out of rehab, and movie projects in her name being pulled out left and right. At this low point in her life, Lindsay has nothing to lose now by showing us more titty sightings and leaving us with a happier picture, if only for just a few, fap-heavy minutes.

While we wait for her entry into the porn industry, let’s take a look back more of Lindsay Lohan’s seethrough moments and titty exposures.

These Asian babes sure have a thing for roleplaying and shit, huh? Well, they do have the stuff to strut with in the kinky costumes, like Alley Baggett here. Playing the busty nurse with more than just a few pills in her coat pocket isn’t really a new thing, but Alley Baggett sure knows how to stretch things to their limit. Like her nurse outfit, for one thing.

You know Alley Baggett had only a few moments before she suffocated from the tight, latex nurse outfit she’s wearing and hopped out of it, leaving her huge, plastic boobs hanging out to make any patient stand up straight, completely recovered. Any longer and the latex would’ve split at the seams from holding too much tit. And again, Alley Baggett’s nude roleplay adds the exotic Asian touch to her stripteasing with a hairy pussy you’d want to bury your face into and lick her pussy to orgasm.

Now if these pictures of Alley Baggett stripping off her nurse outfit don’t convert you into an Asian loving, roleplay fetishist, then you’re one tough dude to please. But I’m confident this chick’s tits will make you see sense as easy as one mouse click.

Just when you’re so used to skanky celebrity chicks getting themselves filmed getting peen in their pussies, the tables turn and male stars show up with sex tapes of their own. This here’s old, but a good one anyhow: former Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst whips out his cock in front of some faceless but hot chick and goes on to fuck her in the mouth and pussy.

Whatever charms Fred Durst put on this girl worked well, because she’s bent over like an obedient slut while Fred Durst dips his massive cock balls deep into her tight pussy. He even makes the slut turn around and have her lick his dick for stray signs of cum.

So it really is true that being in the band will give you all kinds of pussy, even if you’re an A-grade pro-violence jerkwad who’s fallen out of the public’s good graces. Fred Durst’s sex tape should attest to that.

I first saw Kat Dennings on Nick And Norah’s Infinite Playlist and I immediately fell in love with the girl’s jugs. Even under two layers of clothing, Kat Denning’s tits were obviously struggling to break loose and turn the movie into a hot tit fest, but unfortunately, I had none of that, save for when that ass Michael Cera fingered her off-camera on the couch. Lame.

But I needn’t suffer from a boob-less experience with her, because I found these tantalizing and completely naked pictures of Kat Dennings showing her loaded tits. Now I can stop imagining what they look like and start imagining what it would feel like to feel those melons, while she sat on top of my cock moaning in that high-pitched squeak of hers.

I absolutely cum at the idea of seeing hot teens like Kat Dennings playing with their fully taut nipples while they got their fuck on, which I can totally see her doing. So if you’re like me who needs a bit of teen action, check out Kat Dennings naked playing with her tits.

Laurence Fishburne must’ve gotten the worst whiplash ever when he was ripped back into reality with his daughter Montana Fishburne’s debut into porn. But if your daughter has a flippin’ hot body with luscious tits that look perfect dripping with cum, then you don’t blame bad parenting or the insidious influence of the likes of Kim Kardashian her entry into the porno industry; you blame the genes! And what a lovely display of genes we have here of Montana Fishburne showing off her dirty pictures.

Aside from having these tramp stamps all over her body, you can see right away Montana Fishburne has porn potential branded all over her raw pussy. Judging from the low hanging clit she has going on, either Montana decided to do multiple takes of the deep penetration scene in her sex vid or she’s just a right slut even way before she broke into the scene. Either way, she’s got celebrity whore written all over her fine titties.

If breaking her daddy’s heart isn’t good enough of a deal with the devil for a Hollywood career, I don’t know what is. At least we here at the sidelines get to enjoy Montana Fishburne’s sex tape while the drama rages on in the family.

I know Hollywood is already choking from all the hot mess of reality nobodies flooding in from all sides, but if that’s what it takes to get more chicks letting their titties out, by all means, fucking send ‘em in. One such reality trash is Corrie Loftin, a.k.a. Davin Lexen, who joined the ranks of cheap TV hookers entertainers in Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, some half-assed reality show conceived in the middle of a bong session. But again, turn a blind eye at the show and train your eyes on Corrie Loftin’s tits.

You can tell right away Corrie Loftin is one of the prettier specimens produced by reality TV, and the better gifted whores in the boob area. I’m no expert in locating a fake tit in the vicinity, but whether these are plastic or not, I wouldn’t think twice squeezing Corrie Loftin’s plush titties and sticking my dick inside her pussy for good measure.

And you know right off the bat she’s a skank, evidenced by the kinky nipple rings and a look that’s begging for a splash of cum to stain her pretty face. So skip the reality bit of it all and be BFFs with Corrie Loftin’s naked pussy pictures.

There’s nothing more pleasing to the cock than a slutty Playboy model bent over and showing us a nice pussy angle. These lewd bikini pics of Karissa Shannon are already enough, but what could have set the fireworks off were if her hot twin sister Kristina showed off her pussy bulge too. Well, we can’t have everything, but again, Karissa Shannon is good enough already.

And Karissa Shannon is slutty enough to skip the boring paparazzi pictures and lead us to where the goods are at. That’s one meaty cameltoe bulging from her pink bikini that I’m tempted to reach out and pluck like I’m picking some inviting forbidden fruit.

I bet if I tricked Karissa’s idiot boyfriend to leave for a good hour or so, I’d find a wet and throbbing pussy waiting for me inside that hot item Karissa Shannon is wearing. Every man deserves to rub one out at the sight of this hot chick’s cameltoe pictures, and even rub the quivering cunt hidden from sight. I know Karissa is willing to get your dick slid up her tasty pussy, since she’s already propped up and bent over like an obedient slut, and all you need to do is check her out.

I completely agree with Venus Raj saying she didn’t have any major, major problems to deal with all her life, because how can somebody this flipping hot have anything bad trailing behind her ass? She might not have won the Miss Universe crown, but her sultry Filipina looks alone win her first place for being the most exotic, and I mean that in a dirty way.

Maybe Venus Raj should turn away from becoming a role model and just go all the way marketing her tasty Oriental appeal and publish some naked pictures. Everybody is doing a career in porn, and since some of these so-called beauty queens already have a track record in videotaping their pussies, like Hiroko Mima, Venus Raj should hop on the bandwagon and please us guys waiting to lube up to the next hot piece to step naked in front of us.

After all, it’s these Asian chicks who have more hardcore tastes when it comes to fucking. I have a feeling Venus Raj is still a virgin to the cock, so it’s the perfect time for her to pop the cherry and bring on the hot and scandalous photos.