Whores of Hollywood

Leave it to all those model management representatives to find the cutest face in a sea of people, lure them with a huge wad of money then make them walk on the runway dressed as pornstars and tell them what they do is for the sake of art. Yeah right. Just look at these ass-baring pictures of Ana Beatriz Barros.

But who in their right state of mind gives a fuck about art when you are presented with a stripping naughty Brazilian model for Christmas? Santa may not give her any presents and the dwarfs may have torn her dress off but not to worry, there are still a million of us horndogs who would take you in for shelter this season. In the condition that you let us sneak a peek in the shower when you take a bath, or even ask us to join, if possible. Although by the looks of it, you seem like the kind of chick who’d gladly just bang us all instead. And you don’t have to be scared when I try humping you on your back and pushing my penis through your tight ass, I won’t add any red marks on your buttcheeks, I promise.

I know how painful those might be, looking at these naked pictures of you. Don’t worry, I’ll take care of that big mean Santa. For the meantime, you can go ahead and continue your strip dancing for me and I’ll try not to cum early. I’ll try.

What I enjoy about these Catholic School chicks is that once they’re out of that uniform, they give the best bang ever. Take it from this English cunt Sophie Howard, who took a job as a stripper once she got out of the school.

“I’d go on the stage, dance around a bit, get my tits out, then get off,” was how she described her job as a stripper. And not long after she got on the covers of Maxim, FHM, Nuts and Loaded. And I wouldn’t argue, with boobs like that she deserves all the centerfolds for a year, give or take a couple months. You know she’s a chick who loves her tits fucked like there’s no tomorrow. I’d love to rub those big tits with my hands and suck on those nice pink nips as well. And those huge bazongas of hers deserve the hardest biggest penis and I know mine will suffice.

But you can go ahead jerking off with all these naked pictures of Sophie Howard. And let’s all hope she finishes that degree in nursing she took and wear that tight fit nurse’s uniform so we can fulfill our fantasies of fucking a sexy nurse on the hospital bed sometime.

Slutty aspiring teen models clad in skimpy clothing or g-string bikinis or body paint or sometimes even nothing are enough for me to switch from basketball TV to another Next Top Model Series. And this time, I have my eyes glued not on the contestants but on the host of the Britain’s version of the show, Lisa Snowdon.

Her sexy English accent is enough for me to stick my dick out, ready for some English-kissing and tongue lashing. I could imagine her screaming for me to fuck her more or saying Bollocks, you American cocks are huge! or something. I mean, just look at the way she pushes her boobs together in these topless bikini pictures of her. Those huge bouncing tits are perfect for a hardcore tittyfuck fest. I’ll just warm those knockers for a bit before sliding my dick into it.

And let’s not forget that firm ass. Who wouldn’t want to run their hands over those smooth rounded curves and hearing a loud whacking sound when you slap that cute pair? I know I would. Just looking at these raunchy half-naked pictures of Lisa Snowdon makes me ask for her even more.

Disney star Demi Lovato better get back from rehab soon. I’ve been searching for more papparazzi shots of her tight teen ass, just like these kinky pictures of her squeezing her butt out of a wedgie.

Man, how I’d love to touch those cute buns! I’d love to take off that purity ring she’s wearing as a necklace and fuck off all her virgin parts. I’d grab her by those huge perky tits and slam that tight ass before ganging that wet cunt off. Let me just have her spread her legs a bit wider so I can bury my face in that teen pussy. You know she’d love some hardcore action with all her coy whorish pouts in these naughty pictures.

Demi’s a slutty virgin that needs to finally learn how to fuck properly. And while we wait for her to sort out her emotional problems in a locked up facility, let’s all go to sorting out these raunchy bikini-clad pictures of her for when she finally decides she’s born to be a porn star after all.

Christmas is a mere month away and there’s nothing more I’d like under my Christmas tree but a smoking Japanese girl laced in red ribbon, all ready for me to unwrap. Lucky for me, Yoko Kumada is one very agreeable slut.

This singer-model made me wet in my pants with these kinky cleavage pictures of her. I’d want to just claw that red ribbon off and slide my hard cock through that big pair of tits. You know she’d love to get tittyfucked everytime, with the way she just rubs her tits together. And don’t let me get started on that cute butt. She doesn’t have a large ass, yes, but I’d love to grant her wish of an anal sex sometime.

Sigh. It’s too hard to try and be a nice boy this Christmas for Santa to reward me my wish. Nonetheless, these naughty stripping pictures of Yoko Kumada will suffice for now.

Survivor star Jenna Lewis already had a plan in mind when she was cast out of Survivor: Borneo – star in her own sex tape. And thank God she needed that to launch herself to the fame game.

In the 42 minute sex tape the hot reality star sucked cock, fingered her wet cunt and enjoyed a long oral from her husband Travis Wolfe. I’m telling you, this video gave me 3 reasons to blow a shitload of juice in my pants. It’s surprising Jenna wasn’t gagging and pulling back as her husband sunk his cock deeper into her throat, but I guess his dick wasn’t that big anyway, which maybe urged Jenna to finger fuck herself instead. But this New Hampshire native doesn’t feel complete until her man gives her cunt a fucking liplock. You can tell from her pleasured moans how much she enjoyed her man’s tongue go up and down, in and out of her wet pussy. And I know all you sleazebags are just wishing your girlfriend would let you french kiss their vaginas just like Jenna Lewis does.

So how can you not love a reality star turned TV host who achieved instant celebrity status by starring/directing/selling her supposedly private sex tape online? I know I do. Way to go, Jenna! We’ll be waiting for more cock-sucking fuck fest videos from you!

Can you believe that this gorgeous body once had another human being inside of her? Cobie Smulders, one-fifth of the lead cast in How I Met Your Mother, is one hawt smoking MILF.

This Canadian actress of a Dutch descent, proudly shows off her juicy momma booty clad only in lace undies, knee high socks and a little sweater or two. I’d love to see more of that sexy ass and rub my cock into those smooth silky legs. The sideboobs in this picture also show a hint of her luscious momma jugs which I’d like to lick and suck sometime. Just tell me when and where, Cobie, and my dick will be hard and ready for you.

But for the meantime, why don’t we just stare hungrily over these juicy raunchy lingerie pictures of her? Let’s have another go at using our brains for imagination and our hands for satisfaction this time, till she lets her Americanized boobies and Canadian cunt finally hang out in the open.

Whoever had broken Toni Braxton’s heart must not have seen the body enclosing it. This R&B singer-songwriter just ditched the gowns and concerts for a quick photoshoot in her undies. And boy, this MILF surely still has the fuck-me-now bod.

Just look at how she has to grope those big tits to keep them from falling. I never really regarded her as the stripper kind but with that sexy body, I’d have to wonder why she never considered it. I know many would love to see her grind that sexy ass on the dance floor while slowly taking each piece of clothing off. Or gyrate her waist seductively on one of those metal poles and tease our hard ons to hell. She sure could have easily paid off those bankruptcy claims if she had shifted careers instead. I’d pay to see that naked body raunchily sexing a vibrator on stage. But that’s just me.

And don’t fret you sleazebags, as I can see there’s still plenty of time for her to change her mind. Although if we don’t get lucky, at least we still have these pictures of Toni Braxton spreading her pussy wide for all us to lust over.

One thing I love about these French chicks is that they aren’t hesitant taking their clothes off for the sake of art. And if you ask me, they act so well on screen that they make you think if they really had to do much acting when they climax or they all just cum naturally. Just look at Clemence Poesy – exposing her perfectly perky breasts for all the world to see, all the while keeping that just-fucked glow in her smile.

We’re all only humans, I know. But banging a chick with that face in the sheets just makes you feel like you have the biggest dick in the world. And not only do you know that she enjoyed every kama sutra pose you tried on her, but also, that she would return the favor – three times more. And I wouldn’t mind practicing on the naked pictures of this hot raunchy fashion model-actress. I can imagine making her scream so hard, shouting all the French curses available. I’d love to rub those fully rounded tits and suck on those pink nipples, before letting my dick touch those bazongas then forcing it through her tiny mouth.

By now you’d probably have realized that Hollywood has been keeping you from all those sexy sluts on the other side of the globe. But don’t you fret, we have loads more of Clemence Poesy’s naked tits and shaved pussy. Now if only we could kick those French assholes out of the picture and take all them French whores.

Halloween has already come and gone but these images of Alyson Michalka dressed as a slutty vampire french maid has not left my mind since. This talented singer-song-writer-dancer-actress has already left my mouth hanging with her killer cheerdance moves in Hellcats, so she really didn’t have to do this much effort looking smoking for Halloween.

But I’m pretty thankful she did. Now, I have a mindful of images sexing her in her schoolgirl outfit, in her cheerleader uniform, and in a vampire french maid costume. I will tug on that garter till it comes off and slowly strip off that black and white lace she has on. And i’ll definitely lick those killer legs till she asks for me to suck her cunt off instead. But of course I would leave her begging for more before grabbing that sexy bum and banging her from the behind.

See, I told you I have a mindful of fantasies of her. And you would too, because Aly has given us access to pictures of that smoking naked body of hers. Go on, have your fill of this naughty triple threat. I wonder though, when people describe her as triple threat, do they mean she can act-sing-dance or suck-blow-fuck? Well, your guess is as good as mine.