Whores of Hollywood

Harry Potter lead and now Brown University freshman Emma Watson was in Jamaica hitting the beach a few days ago. Nothing much, really, except that SHE WAS SO DAMN HOT IN HER BLACK BIKINI. Oh well. No biggie, I just jerked off twice, because SHE WAS SO FUCKING HOT. Maybe even thrice if I’ll count that one where a neighbor barged in my room unexpectedly and suddenly cum was all over the place.

Isn’t it a great feeling to know that your feelings are purely legitimate now because she’s not a jailbait anymore? Yeah. Unlike how pervy you feel whenever you see Miley Cyrus in skimpy slutty clothes, shaking her ass like a stripper. In Emma Watson’s case, having a hard on and masturbating to her hot pics is purely legal. No criminal or moral offense taken.

So anyway, I hope Emma goes out more looking like this. Or maybe even topless next time. I wouldn’t also mind if she gets breast implants anytime soon. Not that I’m complaining about her ample tits, it’s just that two cups bigger is always nicer.

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Reality star Kim Kardashian blustered about her allegedly unphotoshopped bikini bod at her Twitter, but no one believes they’re legit. Well, except her mom. Her face looks really weird, photoshop-weird to be exact, but her tight bod and sweet abs look hot and real to me. Whoever photoshopped the crap out of this pic must have hammered too much on keeping Kim slim, he totally forgot about the face.

But then, Kim went on and proved that the first pic was a hoax by posting pics of her and her giant sister Chewbacca Khloe in a bikini. Now we know they’re not real. Khloe Kardashian in a bikini looking like that is real bullshit, everybody. Bullshit, I tell you.

Well, anyway, whether Kim really lost weight or not, I don’t care. All I care about is my upcoming petition on her doing more fucktapes! Yeah, she has one already but that isn’t enough. I don’t care who she’ll fuck next time, I just need her to take everything off in her new tape. She’s got great tits, so why hide them in a bra?

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And of course, we all know what that means–welcome back hard-partying-crazy-drunk-diva Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan! That also means there’ll be tit-and-slash-or-pussy flashing every now and then. So that’s good news, right? Anyway, her separation from boyfriend Alex Reid happened on live TV, specifically on the set of reality show, I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!. Katie sure wants to make her appearances on her reality shows memorable, as it was with the same show years ago that Katie set her foot to stardom after flirting and eventually marrying her co-reality star, Peter Andre.

So now Katie is back to her single life and she did not waste a night of it by going to a night club, just after arriving from an Australian jungle where the reality show was taped. And being the classy woman that she always have been, she went full party mode and got very drunk, just like the old days. Katie always seems to forget she is a mom, and her hard-partying ways would eventually backfire on her one of these days, but hey, we’re not complaining. We’ve come to know her as a crazy slut and we welcome her back as that. As long as she keeps on exposing the good stuff, *cough* TITS *cough* and PUSSY *cough*, we’ll love her just the same. And we sure hope she’ll do more fucktapes. Anyway, drop by this place here to watch the full hardcore stuff starring Katie!

Carrie Prejean probably is the most infamous (ex)Miss California to date, and we all remember why. First, she attacked the gay community by saying she doesn’t believe in the third sex. And we all know that her statement on the Miss California USA pageant became a big deal and flooded our news nights for weeks months. Then her racy photos came out, one where she was topless and was flaunting her sexy ass. Then, these photos came out where she wasn’t topless, but definitely her nipples were popping out. Nice.

And it gets better. TMZ reports that Ms. Prejean did a sextape when she was younger and when all her Catholic upbringing was bullshit. The alleged sex video prevented Carrie from getting money from the Miss USA officials, so TMZ says.

Well, it hasn’t been leaked out yet, the sextape. But for sure, once it does, you can count on us to show it to you. In the meantime, drop by here for more celebrity scandals and shockers. Have fun pervs.

I don’t know about you, but never have I seen Serena Williams hot. Well, until this tit slip pictures. I guess I get turned on whenever I see tits and nipples, even if they’re Serena Williams’ nipples. One of her breasts popped out of her bathing suit while swimming in Barbados last Sunday. And with one of her tits exposed, in that angle, and with her lower body cropped out of the pic, I totally think Serena Williams looks hot.

But of course, she can’t hold that position for too long because she has to do something like, play tennis, to live, so Serena Williams will go back to not being hot any time soon. Like in about two sentences from now. So, if I were you, visit this place to forget about seeing Serena Williams not looking hot again.

Hot MILF Sofia Vergara was spotted today in Miami beach trying to cover her face with a wide-brimmed hat. I don’t quite get it why she did that, honestly. Obviously, the paparazzis know who she is, so there’s really no need to cover up. Plus, she hasn’t been that busy these days, so she needs all the exposure she could get to keep her acting career. Good thing though, she was wise enough to flaunt her huge tits (though still wrapped up in a bra) in public.

There’s no doubt that this knocker still got it even if she’s nearing 40 years old. This hot Latina momma defies time; her tits alone defy aging. Though in these set of pics, they look like they wanted to escape out her bra. Well, that’s a wonder especially because she used to date Tom Cruise. Good thing Tom Cruise didn’t suck all the glories from her like he did Katie Holmes, or else her big tits would’ve sagged like an old lady’s.

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For all we know, Miley Cyrus can’t wait to hit 18, step away from her Disney past and do porn. Okay, yeah, well maybe not that hardcore. But judging from the way she’s been acting, she’s actually showing signs of wanting to get into the industry, isn’t she?

Case in point: Miley Cyrus hitting Miami on Thursday parading her almost naked body in front of all the paparazzis in a hot pink bikini. Even if it seems criminal for us to lust over her hot nubile body because she’s only 17, we can only do so much. Like pretend we’re not affected when in reality we’ve jerked off a few times already upon seeing just one pic of her talking on the phone 80 % naked. And God knows how much more cum will spurt out of our hard cocks once we blow up the pics where she’s fondling her tits. In public.

Well, we’ll just have to wait one more year boys. Pretty sure Miley can do so much better than just running around in a bikini, and self-shooting with just her undies on. Let’s cross our fingers, her naked pics will finally leak out by then, or better yet, a sextape. Or more sextapes. But while we wait, let’s settle for the teasing she does every now and then.

Lucy Lawless‘ nipples are perfectly poking from her top dress, which is cool. Because she’s not wearing any bra, we all focused on those clear-sight pokies. In this celebrity picture gallery, you could also notice that this celebrity was pushing her chest out, as if to show the audience that she’s got nipples exposure waiting to get noticed! So if you’ve been looking for the “tits of Xena” before, check out this star’s high-resolution photos! They’re clearly-detailed that we thought it can do good for “Pokies of the Year.” Simply head on to our massive celebrity collection and start downloading this exclusive set.

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That’s Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls in her sexy bikini, getting all wet in the beach. What’s even more arousing about this celebrity bikini set is that there are shots with a little bit of pokies sticking out of her swimsuit! See this hot babe group singer in compromising pictures with her sexy body accentuated by the fact that she’s fully wet! In this set, you’ll gonna see the complete bikini pictures of Nicole Scherzinger along with the other dolls!

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